This afternoon is completely bonkers. Literally everything that happened is just unreal. I am speechless.
This entire event has left me feeling shocked. Give me a minute to absorb this.
It’s like something out of a movie. I just don't believe it happened.
Can You Believe This?
You won't doubt this one. It's absolutely wild. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I spotted a monkey wearing a suit. It seemed totally comfortable. You should say it was the bizarre thing I've ever observed. I swear, sometimes reality is just weird!
Truly I Couldn't Think That!
Like, are you kidding me? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's totally bonkers. It's like more info something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw dropped. This is beyond comprehension, right?
- I'm floored
- Make it stop!
- Help me out here
This Is Insane What Happened
Well, I swear, you won't understand what just took place. I was driving down the street when all of a sudden this giant bird jumped from nowhere. It was wearing a miniature sword! This is the truth. It stared at me for a moment, then took off running. I still can't believe what I just witnessed.
Unbelievable! utterly shocking
Can you believe it? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's beyond|belief. I swear this is {thetrutth. This story is totally far-fetched, I almost doubt it's . true.
- Possibly it was a hallucination? {I just can't explain this.
Unbelievable!
This discovery is absolutely ridiculous. I can't believe what we've just experienced. It's like adream come true. Logic has taken a vacation.
- Is this actually happening?
- I need to pinch myself
{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This is unbelievable.